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Beware!! All you will find here is pure evil. These Quotes top the rank not because they are badly written quotes, but because they are Evil... Very Evil in nature. Expect extremely Negative and many times Destructive sayings to be found here. Better not dwell here too long.... |
| Rank | Author | Quote | Score |
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| 1 | Montgomery Burns | You're fired | 311 |
| 2 | Shakespeare | Off with his head! | 309 |
| 3 | Karl Marx | Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity | 306 |
| 4 | Quentin Tarantino | This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo | 306 |
| 5 | Montgomery Burns | Dream on, bitch | 302 |
| 6 | Vladimir Lenin | The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them | 299 |
| 7 | Montgomery Burns | I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant | 296 |
| 8 | Oscar Wilde | America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between | 296 |
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| 9 | Shakespeare | Hell is empty and all the devils are here | 295 |
| 10 | Yasser Arafat | Peace for us means the destruction of Israel. We are preparing for an all-out war, a war which will last for generations | 295 |
| 11 | Eminem | I do promote violence and I don't give a fuck | 294 |
| 12 | Eminem | Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night | 294 |
| 13 | Montgomery Burns | Well, that's odd, I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp | 293 |
| 14 | Yasser Arafat | We plan to eliminate the state of Israel and establish a purely Palestinian state. We will make life unbearable for Jews by psychological warfare and population explosion. We Palestinians will take over everything, including all of Jerusalem | 292 |
| 15 | Karl Marx | The tradition of all dead generations weighs like an nightmare on the brains of the living | 291 |
| 16 | Shakespeare | I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire | 291 |
| 17 | Yasser Arafat | Since we cannot defeat Israel in war; we do this in stages. We take any and every territory that we can of Palestine, and establish sovereignty there, and we use it as a springboard to take more. When the time comes, we can get the Arab nations to join us for the final blow against Israel | 290 |
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| 18 | Montgomery Burns | I'll keep it short and sweet: Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business | 289 |
| 19 | Oscar Wilde | In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience | 288 |
| 20 | Vladimir Lenin | Human child birth is an act which transforms the woman into an almost lifeless, bloodstained heap of flesh, tortured, tormented and driven frantic by pain | 288 |
| 21 | Oscar Wilde | How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive | 285 |
| 22 | Montgomery Burns | What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? | 281 |
| 23 | Oscar Wilde | Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go | 280 |
| 24 | George Bush | Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists | 280 |
| 25 | Montgomery Burns | I ought to club them and eat their bones! | 272 |
| 26 | Montgomery Burns | Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese | 271 |
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| 27 | Oscar Wilde | Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people | 271 |
| 28 | Oscar Wilde | Buck up and be jolly, my dear lady! Stillbirth is a sign that God has a sense of humour! | 270 |
| 29 | Eminem | My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5. She was 15 | 269 |
| 30 | John Cleese | Oh, German. I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you | 269 |
| 31 | Oscar Wilde | He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him | 269 |
| 32 | Jim Carrey | If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you want to fax me, press the star key | 268 |
| 33 | Yasser Arafat | Whoever thinks of stopping the uprising before it achieves its goals, I will give him ten bullets in the chest | 267 |
| 34 | Eminem | I hate bitches. One fucked up, and it made me look at girls as sluts | 265 |
| 35 | Barack Obama | Poorly secured nuclear material in the former Soviet Union, or secrets from a scientist in Pakistan could help build a bomb that detonates in Paris. The poppies in Afghanistan become the heroin in Berlin. The poverty and violence in Somalia breeds the terror of tomorrow | 264 |
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| 36 | Eminem | Who's Tony Blair, did he get his dick sucked? Oh he ain't shit then | 264 |
| 37 | Vladimir Lenin | The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation | 263 |
| 38 | Montgomery Burns | Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun | 256 |
| 39 | Yasser Arafat | Continue to press on soldiers of freedom! We will not bend or fail until the blood of every last Jew from the youngest child to the oldest elder is spilt to redeem or land! | 250 |
| 40 | Yasser Arafat | Destroyed the seed of Israel | 244 |
| 41 | John Cleese | Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard, I hope he fries | 243 |
| 42 | Jim Carrey | I just want to be killer funny. You know kick ass piss in your pants run out of the theatre and rip you dick off and throw yourself into traffic funny! | 241 |
| 43 | Montgomery Burns | Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? | 238 |
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| 44 | Phoebe Buffay | She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure | 229 |
| 45 | Shakespeare | The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers | 229 |
| 46 | Garfield | His I.Q. is so low you can't test it. You have to dig for it | 226 |
| 47 | Phoebe Buffay | You're trying to remember where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint... FROM PORN. Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie | 218 |
| 48 | Montgomery Burns | I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble. Smithers, take off my belt | 216 |
| 49 | Garfield | Odie's so stupid he'd have to stand on a chair to raise his I.Q. He's ugly too. It would take two of him to get any uglier. He's so ugly, he wouldn't have to wear a mask to go trick or treating on Halloween | 213 |
| 50 | Montgomery Burns | Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers, Layabouts, Slug-a-beds! Little do they realise their days of suckling at my teat are numbered | 213 |
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| 51 | Barack Obama | I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though | 209 |
| 52 | Will Smith | His highness would like you to clean his sneakers. And you will clean them with your toothbrush. Not up and down, not side to side, but in a circular motion | 203 |
| 53 | Garfield | Whoever invented Christmas trees should be dragged out into the street and shot | 195 |
| 54 | Garfield | This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony. How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top | 191 |
| 55 | Garfield | What? There's a pumpkin on your head? I hadn't noticed | 189 |
| 56 | Garfield | There was a dog that was so ugly, cars used to chase him! | 186 |
| 57 | Jim Carrey | Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY | 178 |
| 58 | Montgomery Burns | Grow a spine on your own time, fatso. Now pie that Brownie, Fruitcake! | 163 |
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ESQ present Abyss quotes, not in order to promote them or to increase the interest in destructive behaviour. The reason why ESQ also provide these quotes is simply because they do exist. There is Evil in people and in our world. Ignorance is as idiotic as many of the sayings here, and that's the purpose. Know the bad. Face the bad. And choose the better.
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