Type: Hilarious, Real FunnyThese are all the real funny authors in ESQ so far. |
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| Picture | Name | Random Quote | Fun Rank |
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Homer Simpson | I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman | 1 |
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John Cleese | Oh, German. I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you | 2 |
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Will Smith | Woah! Carlton, whats that growing out of ur neck? Its so ugly and wierd. Oh wait its just your head | 3 |
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Jim Carrey | If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you want to fax me, press the star key | 4 |
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Garfield | Odie, let's talk effort versus return here. You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around | 5 |
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Phoebe Buffay | And then I would use, y'know, the strongest tool at my disposal: my sexuality | 6 |
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Oscar Wilde | The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived | 7 |
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Montgomery Burns | Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say? | 8 |
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Cdin | I would criticize them all but they're getting rich and I'm stuck with bonbons | 9 |
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Eminem | Oh you want me to watch my mouth? How, take my fucking eyeballs out and turn em around? | 10 |