| Author |
Quote |
Score |
| Barack Obama |
What Washington needs is adult supervision |
313 |
| Barack Obama |
Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for "That One". And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome |
306 |
| Will Smith |
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit |
298 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer |
292 |
| Eminem |
My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it |
290 |
| Barack Obama |
I'm not denouncing the church, and I'm not interested in people who want me to denounce the church. It's not a church worthy of denouncing |
279 |
| Jim Carrey |
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer |
278 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day |
277 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave |
274 |
| Eminem |
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? |
272 |
| Utada Hikaru |
I'm not like a gorgeous bombshell or anything like that |
271 |
| Cdin |
I admit it. I'm such a meanie |
266 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping |
264 |
| Montgomery Burns |
Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! |
262 |
| Barack Obama |
I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse |
260 |
| Jim Carrey |
I'm kicking my ass. Do you mind? |
259 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
If they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men |
254 |
| John Cleese |
Oh spiffing. Absolutely spiffing. Well done. Two dead, Twenty-five to go |
236 |
| Will Smith |
Wait, hold up, I think you need to chill. I'm twice your size, and half your age, so you need to just back off |
226 |
| Aaliyah |
I like to look sexy but not out there sexy |
220 |
| Barack Obama |
Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point |
212 |
| Will Smith |
Jean Claude Van Dam I'm fine! |
201 |
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