Sarcastic Graduation Quotes  -  Sayings
|
| Author |
Quote |
Score |
| Zig Ziglar |
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job |
311 |
| Clint Eastwood |
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster |
305 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much |
295 |
| Bruce Lee |
Put every great teacher in a room, and they'd agree about everything, but put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything |
294 |
| Barack Obama |
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig |
293 |
| Eminem |
To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway |
288 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go |
280 |
| Oscar Wilde |
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating |
278 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching |
273 |
| Oscar Wilde |
However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive |
246 |
| Jim Carrey |
I must say, you are a gloomy-looking bunch |
238 |
| Phoebe Buffay |
First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay, but here I am singing on his wedding day! |
231 |
| Garfield |
Get yourself lost. Take a powder for a couple days, get a haircut, and grow a beard |
177 |
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