Sarcastic Quotes about being  being Sayings
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| Author |
Quote |
Score |
| Aristotle |
The secret to humor is surprise |
312 |
| Clint Eastwood |
I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it |
309 |
| Will Smith |
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you |
295 |
| Eminem |
To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway |
288 |
| John Cleese |
I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh |
284 |
| Oscar Wilde |
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating |
278 |
| Eminem |
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? |
272 |
| Oscar Wilde |
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying |
262 |
| Garfield |
If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider |
220 |
| Alanis Morissette |
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect |
215 |
| John Cleese |
You wouldn't understand, dear, it's called "style" |
210 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Some do it with a bitter look |
174 |
| Alanis Morissette |
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming |
163 |
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