| Author |
Quote |
Score |
| Oscar Wilde |
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat |
307 |
| Oscar Wilde |
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction |
306 |
| Montgomery Burns |
Well, that's odd, I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp |
293 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives |
292 |
| Rowan Atkinson |
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest |
287 |
| Oscar Wilde |
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive |
285 |
| Montgomery Burns |
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? |
281 |
| Oscar Wilde |
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his |
277 |
| Montgomery Burns |
Oh, you poor man. You're about to get poorer |
275 |
| Rowan Atkinson |
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn |
269 |
| Oscar Wilde |
An excellent man: he has no enemies, and none of his friends like him |
261 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
If they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men |
254 |
| John Cleese |
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky |
252 |
| John Cleese |
Manuel, you're a waste of space |
250 |
| Pamela Anderson |
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet |
250 |
| Oscar Wilde |
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed |
246 |
| John Cleese |
I knew it. I knew this would happen if we hired a Frenchman |
217 |
| Phoebe Buffay |
Oh my God! A woman flirting with a single man? We MUST alert the church elders! |
196 |
| Phoebe Buffay |
Sometimes men love women - Sometimes men love men - And then there are bisexuals - Though some just say they're kidding themselves |
196 |
| Will Smith |
Man, I love Halloween! It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested! |
186 |
| Will Smith |
Hey, hey, hey man. Man, have I told you how thin you're lookin' lately? |
176 |
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