Cocky Shockingly ~~~  ~~~ Cocky Shockingly
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| Author |
Quote |
Score |
| Ingvar Kamprad |
I'm not afraid of turning 80 and I have lots of things to do. I don't have time for dying |
332 |
| Bruce Lee |
You just wait. I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world |
315 |
| Barack Obama |
Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for "That One". And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome |
306 |
| Cdin |
I'm a fully equipped, atomizer skunk who simply chooses not to spray |
293 |
| Eminem |
My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it |
290 |
| Aaliyah |
I see myself as sexy. If you are comfortable with it, it can be very classy and appealing |
283 |
| Jim Carrey |
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer |
278 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day |
277 |
| Eminem |
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? |
272 |
| Utada Hikaru |
I'm not like a gorgeous bombshell or anything like that |
271 |
| Jim Carrey |
I'm kicking my ass. Do you mind? |
259 |
| Will Smith |
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it |
240 |
| Pamela Anderson |
There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked |
211 |
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